A Different Kind of Princess

A/N All this is copyrighted..
I'm sorry I haven't posted on a while and for not continuing my Freedom story I assure you that I'm working on it and will probably be up in a week or so, but for now I decided to continue to post some poems I've been working on. I'm so proud of myself because this one isn't sad! It's actually one of my first times trying to write a happy/funny poem, so I hope you like it.

A Different Kind of Princess

I’m a different  kind of princess, in my head at least

I’m not the weak little flower

That would be locked in the tower

Waiting for the prince

I’d be so freaking bored up there

I’d probably manage to convince the dragon

To be my friend and then ride free

Fly over the prince

And ask if he needed a ride

Oh the look that would be on his face

Hehe (sucker)

I’m not the gentle soul raised as a servant

Forced to do chores and live in squalor

Going to the ball, marrying a guy I just met

No way

I’d get out of there

I’d run away

If I did last more than 5 minutes

I’d probably see the dresses and the scary food

And think I barely know this guy

Well I’m leaving

I got an episode of fairy tail waiting for me

I’m not a fierce warrior

Who could defeat an entire army

I could never climb a tree

Much less a pole with no handholds

I’d probably fall on my own sword

*sword in gut*

Enough said

 

I’m not a pretty mermaid

That would defy her father

For a guy i rescued

First of all if i’m going to defy my dad for a guy

It’s going to be for someone that I knew for more than two minutes

And I don’t think I’d want to stop being a mermaid

Because honestly being a mermaid sounds much more fun than being a human

I’m not a beautifully kind person

Whose huntsman would cut out my heart

Despite what people think I’m not always nice

I’m a bouncy ball of teen angst

My huntsman would be my buddy

So he wouldn’t kill me,

And i wouldn’t trust random ugly old witches

Or accept their nice gifts

Well…

Ok i’d take the presents

I’d go like FREE STUFF

Yay!!

Then I’d be dead

Also, I wouldn’t marry the guy who kissed me awake

Honestly kind of creepy that a guy I don’t know kissed my dead body

*shudder*

I’m not a selfless person who would climb a mountain for their sister

I’d probably leave her there

She was annoying anyways

I can't say I wouldn't fall for the cute prince

After all, I am a hopeless romantic

But I wouldn't accept marriage from him

I would probably fall for the ice miner who rescued me

As long as he’s cute of course

I’m not your typical princess

I’m not strong, brave, selfless, or incredibly kind

I do have some degree of common sense

Regardless of the amount

I’m also incredibly clumsy and spacey at times

Yet I like pretty and sparkly things

So stop defining me as a tom-boy or girly girl or anything like that

‘Well then who am i then’ you ask

Well..

I’m me

I’m Princess Skye spelt S-k-y-e